Story Fusion Fan Gifts

When worlds collide...

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Casual Thursday

Mexican angels.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

Pyramid Skiers

'I'm on the plain.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Rocket charmer.

Peter

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

The Dali 'Bama.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

Dreidel Breakdance