Culture Fusion Fan Gifts

'I'll send a Tweet.'

Iliadette.

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

'What clan do you belong to?'

"OMG, LOL!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Casual Thursday

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Mexican angels.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

Pyramid Skiers

Pamplona 500

'I'm on the plain.'

Low Noon.

Musical Mestizo.

Rocket charmer.

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

The Dali 'Bama.

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts