Culture Fusion Enthusiasts Gifts

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"OMG, LOL!"

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Herb's from Texas."

Mexican angels.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

Holy Guacamole.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'I'm on the plain.'

Pamplona 500

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Pyramid Skiers

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

Rocket charmer.

The Dali 'Bama.

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"