Cultural Fusion Fanatic Gifts

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"OMG, LOL!"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Mexican angels.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Pyramid Skiers

Pamplona 500

'I'm on the plain.'

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

The Dali 'Bama.

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

Rocket charmer.

"An early impressionist..."

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.