Music Fusion Fan Gifts

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

The Stradivarius Synthesizer

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Casual Thursday

Mexican angels.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

Flight of the Bumble Bee

Cowpunk

Pyramid Skiers

'I'm on the plain.'

Conductorcize.

Musical Mestizo.

Rocket charmer.

The Dali 'Bama.

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

When worlds collide...

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Pianorobics.

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

'Condensed-Matter blues'

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

Groovy witch.

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."