Fiction Fusion Fan Gifts

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"What the hell story is this from?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Casual Thursday

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Mexican angels.

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'I'm on the plain.'

Book Shop.

Louisa May Alcott

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

Keri Hulme

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

Other Fiction

Pyramid Skiers

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'