Game Fusion Fan Gifts

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Casual Thursday

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Tangled facing dog...

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Adam Smith

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

When seasons collide

'Hot enough for ya?'

Jacques Loussier.

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

When worlds collide...

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

The iSaw

"I'm your Fairy God lawyer and will grant you three Gloria Allreds."

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

Golfing Fakir.

"Boy I'm so fed up with dancing to Indian music: Wish he would play some Rock'N Roll..."

"What the hell story is this from?"