Emotional Transformation Fan Gifts

"I can be changed!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You've changed."

Turmoil change.

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Beauty and the Beast

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"The court granted me a new identity!"

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

Transformation of Man into Monster.

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

"Did I miss something?"

"And a signature here verifying your witness to my empathy."

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

Fun at the Office #523: LUTHER LOOSEFOGLE BECOMES A SUPERVISOR

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.