Transformational Art Fan Gifts

Transformation of Man into Monster.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Cat Tie

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Joan Hickson

Taking a peek at the audience

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Wagging Dog

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Pharaoh Cocoon

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Picasso: The Early Years

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"You've changed."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Cheesie Rider

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

About the potter.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Cubism Model

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'