Emotional Tune-up Fan Gifts

Turmoil change.

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

A 1950's Barber Shop

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Closet.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"I can be changed!"

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"Did I miss something?"

Hard Rock Cafe.

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"And a signature here verifying your witness to my empathy."

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

"A lullaby? Don't you know any tunes from Hamilton?"

Elvis Costello

"I'm all shook up."

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

John Lennon

"Play dead!"

"We've got Sid Gordon on drums, Foxy Jones on bass and Bud Kelly on drugs!"