Stress-buster Fan Gifts

A masseur follows you everywhere? Yes, its for instant massaging!

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'

Businessman needs a cuddle.

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

Where your mind & battle are los

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

Nervous Oral Testing

In and Out Tray

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Hot Pie Therapy

In case of emergency, break glass.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Stressed over time management