Stress Management Fan Gifts

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

"Well, so much for Jamison's celebrated air of amused detachment."

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over computer error

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I feel your pain."

Late/Too Late.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

DIY marriage counseling.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'Have you been working out?'

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'This doesn't look good.'

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'