Stress Management Fan Gifts

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

"Well, so much for Jamison's celebrated air of amused detachment."

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over computer error

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I feel your pain."

Hot Pie Therapy

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Late/Too Late.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

DIY marriage counseling.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

'Have you been working out?'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

'This doesn't look good.'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"