Stress Reliever Fan Gifts

He's off with a hernia - he picked up his annual bonus.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"I feel your pain."

Fittd shēt

Meat Grinder

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Turmoil change.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

DIY marriage counseling.

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."