Stress Reliever Fan Gifts

Chair massages.

He's off with a hernia - he picked up his annual bonus.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Hot Pie Therapy

Fittd shēt

Meat Grinder

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"I feel your pain."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Turmoil change.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

DIY marriage counseling.

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."