Stress Ball Fans Gifts

'Harlow, perhaps you should go back to SMOKING!'

Working hours.

'Fine. And you?'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Busy day at the office.

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Businessman needs a cuddle.

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

Chair massages.

'It's a Marimba!'

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Musician hurts his nose.

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

Yeah, I know I only needed one stress ball to squeeze, but this is way more relaxing.

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

"...at this juncture, I'd like to try something a little different."

God's Stress Ball.

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."

Ladies in Lycra

He's off with a hernia - he picked up his annual bonus.

"I found this dying swan."

"I'm prescribing you two metres of bubble wrap three times a day."

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

How to play with a radioactive baseball.

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'