Stress Ball Fans Gifts

'Harlow, perhaps you should go back to SMOKING!'

Working hours.

'Fine. And you?'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Busy day at the office.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Businessman needs a cuddle.

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'It's a Marimba!'

Musician hurts his nose.

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"...at this juncture, I'd like to try something a little different."

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"

Ladies in Lycra

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."

"I found this dying swan."

He's off with a hernia - he picked up his annual bonus.

How to play with a radioactive baseball.

Caterpillar emerges from cocoon as a 'Super Butterfly'.

"I'm prescribing you two metres of bubble wrap three times a day."

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'