Stressball Enthusiast Gifts

'Social workers tend to need a larger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'm prescribing you two metres of bubble wrap three times a day."

In basket-case.

Working hours.

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Busy day at the office.

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Disco Dancing

'You need some stress.'

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Snowmans Revenge

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

'How's your pilates class doing?'

Snowballs

Snow seat on skis.

Why don't you do what I do, pass it on.

"Erm, fireman, teacher, train driver, anything that offers plenty of time off via strike action?"

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

"I had an awful dream. I was being chased by a standardized test!"