Stressball Enthusiast Gifts

'Social workers tend to need a larger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'm prescribing you two metres of bubble wrap three times a day."

In basket-case.

Working hours.

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Busy day at the office.

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Disco Dancing

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

'You need some stress.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

Snowmans Revenge

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

Yeah, I know I only needed one stress ball to squeeze, but this is way more relaxing.

'How's your pilates class doing?'

Snowballs

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

Why don't you do what I do, pass it on.

God's Stress Ball.

Snowballs 25 cents. Free samples.

"Erm, fireman, teacher, train driver, anything that offers plenty of time off via strike action?"

Snow seat on skis.

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'