Stress Ball Enthusiasts Gifts

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

Working hours.

Busy day at the office.

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'You need some stress.'

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

Yeah, I know I only needed one stress ball to squeeze, but this is way more relaxing.

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

God's Stress Ball.

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

'It's for you.'

psychiatrist - "...I'm just adding up your bill"

"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."

'...And on weekends, he worries about what he forgot to worry about during the week.'

"I just get a little tense before everything."

'Harlow, perhaps you should go back to SMOKING!'

"Actually the human body is 60% skinny latte and 40% anxiety."

The Presidency Ages You

"I'm prescribing you two metres of bubble wrap three times a day."

Modern Sisyphus.

The doctor told him to go home and get his affairs in order. Instead, he went back to work, died, and left his affairs in utter disarray.

"Well, so much for Jamison's celebrated air of amused detachment."

'That is the businessman's lunch, sir -- coffee and Prozac.'

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over computer error

"Welcome welcome. Through these gates awais a paradise where the ball of string has no end and EVERYONE catches the red dot."

"Easter. . . it's a frightening time for me!"

Preemptive customer service.

"In my expert medical opinion, you are suffering from hypochondria."

"You mentioned that you thrive under stress. So, you're getting one of our 20 year old computers."