Stress Aficionados Gifts

Do you have any idea what this is doing to my high blood pressure right now?"

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

Run, Mike, Run!

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

'You need some stress.'

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

In the Fever Cubicle

'the boss wants to see you, Calvin...It doesn't look good...He's being deliberately calm!'

"Hang on, he's coming now."

'Yes sire, we are dealing with your invoice at this very minute.'

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.

'I've had it for the last seventeen years.'

Low Tech Stress Test: 'To fill the budget gap, there will be teacher layoffs. You have the lowest seniority in your school.'

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

Snare in the inbox.

Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

Reprimand from the Boss.

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

Office joker

Time Clock.

psychiatrist - "...I'm just adding up your bill"

School: How stressed were you today.

'A Mr Stebson and associate, Sir. To carry you out in a box.'

Downward spiralling dog.

"I can't sleep. I think I'll get up and solve all my problems."

Office workers in Hell.

'Sigh!'