Stress Aficionados Mugs

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

Run, Mike, Run!

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

'You need some stress.'

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

In the Fever Cubicle

'the boss wants to see you, Calvin...It doesn't look good...He's being deliberately calm!'

'Yes sire, we are dealing with your invoice at this very minute.'

"Hang on, he's coming now."

Low Tech Stress Test: 'To fill the budget gap, there will be teacher layoffs. You have the lowest seniority in your school.'

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

'I've had it for the last seventeen years.'

Reprimand from the Boss.

Snare in the inbox.

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

Office joker

School: How stressed were you today.

Downward spiralling dog.

psychiatrist - "...I'm just adding up your bill"

Time Clock.

'A Mr Stebson and associate, Sir. To carry you out in a box.'

"I can't sleep. I think I'll get up and solve all my problems."

'...And on weekends, he worries about what he forgot to worry about during the week.'

'Sigh!'

Office workers in Hell.