High-stress Enthusiast Gifts

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'You need some stress.'

In the Fever Cubicle

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Life in the Fast Lane.

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

"Hang on, he's coming now."

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

'Sorry, I'm so busy I don't have time to stop and smell the roses...'

School: How stressed were you today.

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

Downward spiralling dog.

"She shopped, but she never dropped."

Man managing own stock portfolio with vulture in window.

Time Clock.

'A Mr Stebson and associate, Sir. To carry you out in a box.'

'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

"Relax, sir. I'm a professional driver and this is a closed course."

'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'

'Denis was considered something of a 'Hard Man' within the amputee society.'

Office workers in Hell.

'Sigh!'

"Mrs Goldstein, send someone in to shove a stick up my arse."

'...And on weekends, he worries about what he forgot to worry about during the week.'

"Well, so much for Jamison's celebrated air of amused detachment."