High-stress Professional Gifts

'Sorry, I'm so busy I don't have time to stop and smell the roses...'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"Dude. You seem tense."

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, if I make it through this day...'

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

Death from Overwork.

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

"A High-Pain Job? Yes, I believe we have that."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Workaholic Hotline - 'Come on now, you can do it. Just put down those annual reports and slowly back away...'

'You're vaarking too aard,'

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"

'Things are pretty crazy right now. Let me get back to you.'

worrying letters

'... 60 Minutes at 9:00, Green Peace at 10:00, the Tea Party at 11:00 ...'

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

Boss's Office. He said if my work continues to suffer he'll have to put it out its misery.

Woman is surrounded by yellow notes.

"I'm really trying not to bring my work home with me."

'Not caught you at a bad time,I hope,Maxwell?'

"N-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m."

Psychiatrist stretcher