Driving Enthusiast Under Stress Gifts

'How will I ever pay for gas to get to the stress management course I'm taking?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'The penguin is upset...'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'You need some stress.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Name stickers on car windscreen.

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Stone Age Driving Test

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

I don't brake for tail gators.

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

"You call that teaching."

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

'When I tap the keyboard I want you to do an emergency stop.'

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"