Driving Enthusiast Under Stress Pillows

'How will I ever pay for gas to get to the stress management course I'm taking?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

'The penguin is upset...'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I love my motor.

'You need some stress.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Stone Age Driving Test

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Name stickers on car windscreen.

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

"You call that teaching."

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'How was my emergency stop?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

'When I tap the keyboard I want you to do an emergency stop.'

'Morning Mr Walker, remember me? You sacked me last month...'

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"