Car Enthusiast In Distress Gifts

Woman crying about her car repair bill.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Sick Ride!"

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

Moonbuggy gets wheels stolen

'We've found life as we know it on other planets. All creatures have cars that break down when they're late for a meeting.'

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

Recall notice

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'

Your car can be any shape you desire

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

"I was thinking...what if you didn't get a car? Think how much you'd save! No car payments. No gas bills. No insurance. No repair bills."

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

'I got us a stretch smart car...Neat, huh!?'

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

"It's environment friendly- no petrol, no oils and no dangerous fumes. Only one drawback...It doesn't move!"

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'But I'm sure my regular doctor is better than you. He has a Mercedes, you know.'