Car Enthusiast Caught Off Earth Gifts

Moonbuggy gets wheels stolen

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

'Power steering.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Sick Ride!"

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

'We've found life as we know it on other planets. All creatures have cars that break down when they're late for a meeting.'

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

Recall notice

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

Danger Loose Chippings

"It's environment friendly- no petrol, no oils and no dangerous fumes. Only one drawback...It doesn't move!"

"I was thinking...what if you didn't get a car? Think how much you'd save! No car payments. No gas bills. No insurance. No repair bills."

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""