Funny Car Fanatic Gifts

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Unable to afford leasing, Bob tries leashing a new car.

'Power steering.'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

Roads with a view.

Bio Fuels.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'And here's the toolkit.'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Cars at the drive in.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'Told you so.'

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

No U-turns

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Driving a Lemon.

Roadie

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.