Car Enthusiast Caught Off Earth Pillows

Moonbuggy gets wheels stolen

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

'Power steering.'

"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"Sick Ride!"

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

'We've found life as we know it on other planets. All creatures have cars that break down when they're late for a meeting.'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

Recall notice

Danger Loose Chippings

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

Your car can be any shape you desire

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Uh, you know spoilers are for aerodynamics, right?

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

"It's environment friendly- no petrol, no oils and no dangerous fumes. Only one drawback...It doesn't move!"

'I got us a stretch smart car...Neat, huh!?'

"I was thinking...what if you didn't get a car? Think how much you'd save! No car payments. No gas bills. No insurance. No repair bills."