Car Enthusiast With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Danger Loose Chippings

'Your oil light just went on.'

'... Then Josh sets a pick, which should open a lane for Andy to drive to the hoop...'

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"Let's talk accessories."

"We have a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Bio Fuels.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'Told you so.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

No U-turns

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"Sick Ride!"

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

"I was thinking...what if you didn't get a car? Think how much you'd save! No car payments. No gas bills. No insurance. No repair bills."

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"It's environment friendly- no petrol, no oils and no dangerous fumes. Only one drawback...It doesn't move!"

The Latest in Airbags

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

"Back so soon?"