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Car Enthusiast With A Sense Of Humor Prints
Decorate their garage or office with a hilarious car-themed print. It’s a witty statement piece that celebrates their passion with a humorous touch.
'Your oil light just went on.'
'... Then Josh sets a pick, which should open a lane for Andy to drive to the hoop...'
'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.
"Clean your wallet, sir?"
"Let's talk accessories."
"We have a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal."
"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"
Bio Fuels.
'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'
'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'
Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet
'Told you so.'
All you'd expect in a British car!
"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."
'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'
"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."
No U-turns
'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'
Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.
"Sick Ride!"
". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."
"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.
"So Ed, car in the shop again?"
Sat Nag
Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.
Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident
Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!
"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."
Uh, you know spoilers are for aerodynamics, right?
'I got us a stretch smart car...Neat, huh!?'
"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."
"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."
"I was thinking...what if you didn't get a car? Think how much you'd save! No car payments. No gas bills. No insurance. No repair bills."
Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk
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