Car Chaos Enthusiast Pillows

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

Road rage on board.

'Yes..You may take your hands off of 10 and 2'...

Hello, claims department please!

"Google car."

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Cars at the drive in.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Power steering.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Clown Airbags.

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.