Car Chaos Enthusiast Pillows

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

Road rage on board.

'Yes..You may take your hands off of 10 and 2'...

Hello, claims department please!

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Cars at the drive in.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'Power steering.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Clown Airbags.

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.

Roadie

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.