Car Chaos Captain Pillows

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Is that pancake ready yet?

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Cat park"

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

Disorder in the Court!

Naughty Puppy Dog.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"Ahoy!"

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

No wheelies.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

"Jeez, what a day. It's good to be home..."

"Well, what I lack in cognitive thinking skills I more than make in moral flexibility."

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

Potty Training.

Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"If pressured, I will run!"

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'

'I don't get too far at home complaining about cubicle. My wife's cubicle has thirty four children in it.'

"Perfect! A table all to ourselves!"

'Nothing important. Just missing another deadline.'

The Unalphabetizer

Hooligans at the Euros 2016

Emergencies: The World Economy

Road rage on board.

Paramedics carrying a stretcher over car bonnets.

Damn Seagulls