Auto Antics Enthusiast Pillows

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

Inflating Boobs.

Route 666

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Smile

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

I love my motor.

Nice park. . .

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.