Auto Antics Enthusiast Pillows

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Route 666

It's great for pulling the birds!

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Inflating Boobs.

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

Smile

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Jeremy Clarkson.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

No Caption. (A kangaroo with a baby in it's pouch is seen hoping with markings on it's rump reminiscent of family figurines on car rear windshields.)

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

I love my motor.

Nice park. . .

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.