Car Chaos Enthusiasts Pillows

Unintended consequences.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"How am I rampaging?"

Clown Airbags.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

Octopus Twister

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

Just drive home, Howard --- I feel like chasing it tonight.

Craft hell

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

'Great car-chasing scenes!'

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Relax Frank, it's my day off

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

'Damn! - I was going to cause chaos and mayhem and disarray on the railway but someone's beaten me to it!'

Marvin and the new airbag

Road chaos as new gas pipe is laid.

Road rage on board.

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'

...No time to call his wife, tell her he loved her. Or ask about the brake fluid stain on her blouse.

Ducklings cause racing track collisions.

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

'Do You Know Where Your Children Are?'

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

'Go get them, girl!'