Driving Challenge Enthusiast Gifts

I'm giving you a ticket!

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'The penguin is upset...'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I love my motor.

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Name stickers on car windscreen.

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Stone Age Driving Test

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"You call that teaching."

I don't brake for tail gators.

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'