Stress-free Driver Gifts

"There's no charge—the grinding sound you hear when you're driving is coming from your wife's teeth."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Turmoil change.

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Say speed

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Worry kills more people than work.'

"Err...When I said straight over at the round-about..."

Driving home for Christmas.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Traffic Sign Haiku

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

I brake for elves.

"N-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m."

"I coulda been killed had this not deployed. Thank god for my passenger's side handbag!

'I pulled you over because you were driving suspiciously.'

'Will you stop believing all those rumor about driver's tests?! I'm sure the examiner is perfectly nice and pleasant.'

"Dad, how can you teach me how to drive...if you can't even remember that the brakes are on this side?"

'I was less stressed before we came on holiday.'

"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today."

If you don't stop texting and driving, I'm pulling myself over and shutting myself off. Autocorrect.

Imagine the Traffic

'Hey, you just cut me off!'

Driver Showdown

Warning signs - for deer and cars.

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

No, I'm' pretty sure the bullet holes were there when I picked it up. Car rental.

GM recall

Requiem for a Workaholic

"If you hear me scream 'Dear God, we're going to crash...' then start to break!"

'My name is Jones, and I'm under constant pressure from prople trying to keep up.'