Happy Driver Gifts

Say speed

The Victors

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

Ducks crossing.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Driving home for Christmas.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Zap Energy Drinks!

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

'Woo-hoo!!' - Lemmings doing it with style.

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

I brake for elves.

"There's no charge—the grinding sound you hear when you're driving is coming from your wife's teeth."

"I coulda been killed had this not deployed. Thank god for my passenger's side handbag!

'I pulled you over because you were driving suspiciously.'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

If you don't stop texting and driving, I'm pulling myself over and shutting myself off. Autocorrect.

Warning signs - for deer and cars.

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

Let Go and Let God

Imagine the Traffic

"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today."

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

'My other car has a bumper sticker that says 'my other car is a cadillac','

Commuter

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Speed Limit 20 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'I'm afraid, Vicar, that you have 'left undone those things which you should have done'!'

"Got any I.D.?"

"You're going pretty fast, Grandpa."