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The Victors

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

Ducks crossing.

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

Driving home for Christmas.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

'Woo-hoo!!' - Lemmings doing it with style.

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

"I coulda been killed had this not deployed. Thank god for my passenger's side handbag!

I brake for elves.

"There's no charge—the grinding sound you hear when you're driving is coming from your wife's teeth."

'I pulled you over because you were driving suspiciously.'

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

Let Go and Let God

Commuter

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

Imagine the Traffic

"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today."

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Speed Limit 20 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'I'm afraid, Vicar, that you have 'left undone those things which you should have done'!'

"You're going pretty fast, Grandpa."

"Oh, year...ice!"

"Got any I.D.?"