Faithful Driver T-Shirts

'I'm afraid, Vicar, that you have 'left undone those things which you should have done'!'

Let Go and Let God

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Parachuting bishop.

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Say speed

Jesus Christ

Minister Starts at a New Church

Men's Prayer Group.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Arrow Church

God and His Copilot.

Jesus swept.

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'Good Book?'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"For this I went to seminary."

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

Jesus Fish

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'