Faithful Driver Pillows

'I'm afraid, Vicar, that you have 'left undone those things which you should have done'!'

Let Go and Let God

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Parachuting bishop.

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Say speed

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Jesus Christ

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Minister Starts at a New Church

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Jesus swept.

God and His Copilot.

Arrow Church

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'Good Book?'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"For this I went to seminary."

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

Jesus Fish

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'