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Minister Starts at a New Church

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Priest

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

Personal Assistants.

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"The buck really stops with him."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Men's Prayer Group.

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."