Faithful Runner Pillows

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Olympic Torch Training

Spiritual Lives Matter

Minister Starts at a New Church

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Men's Prayer Group.

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"The buck really stops with him."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

"But how many followers do you have?"