Faithful Runner Prints

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Olympic Torch Training

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Minister Starts at a New Church

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"The buck really stops with him."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Men's Prayer Group.

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Decisions a Pope makes

Pope Francis

"But how many followers do you have?"

Testing the water temperature in the font.