Faithful Joggers Pillows

Jesus Feeds the 5K

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

Olympic Torch Training

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

Health

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Testing the water temperature in the font.

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Second to Nun

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

Coventry Carol

"And a source said let there be light."

'Here comes the 7:15...'

A leap of faith.

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

'Jogging is a great exercise for a tit man!'

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

A blessing in disguise.

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."