Faithful Sprinters Pillows

Second to Nun

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

Olympic Torch Training

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

"And a source said let there be light."

A leap of faith.

Church Steeple Rocket

A blessing in disguise.

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

"J is the reason for the season."

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

Answer to Prayers - NO

It Works!

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

Jesus Feeds the 5K