Faithful Sprinters Pillows

Second to Nun

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Olympic Torch Training

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"And a source said let there be light."

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

A leap of faith.

Church Steeple Rocket

A blessing in disguise.

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

Answer to Prayers - NO

It Works!

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

Jesus Feeds the 5K

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'