Faithful Golfers Pillows

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Free Range Golfers

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

Second to Nun

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Skunk dreaming.

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Golfer couple just married

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.