Faithful Fielders Pillows

Monks Playing Cricket.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Parachuting bishop.

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Jesus Christ

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Airports.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

God and His Copilot.

Second to Nun

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'Any idea how united got on?'

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'How can you be so cheap?'

"And a source said let there be light."

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.