Faithful Focusers Pillows

"I think he wants you to listen for awhile."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Airports.

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

TV and man

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

God's lil' fix-it shop.

'How can you be so cheap?'

"And a source said let there be light."

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Power and the Glory tools

Religious man watching religious TV

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Prophets are up.

"Not the God I expected."

Religious marketing, televangelist jumping out of hte TV

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'Yes, that's my final answer!'

"This is the one - we want you to pray for this one."

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

Displaying Christian symbol deemed offensive.

"But if You create them in Your image, how will they tell each other apart?"