Faithful Finder Pillows

'How can you be so cheap?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"God works in mysterious ways."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Parachuting bishop.

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'Get an afterlife!'

Jesus Christ

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"Please, Lord, enough already."

Minister Starts at a New Church

"Holy Mackerel!"

Men's Prayer Group.

Jesus wept

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

Arrow Church

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'Pray for peace... or war.'

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

God and His Copilot.

Thomas Aquinas