Faithful Fetch Pillows

A dog fetches planet earth for God.

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

"Have you tried biting him?"

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Drive-thru Church

Christian and Born again Christian...

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Tired of fetching?'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Fido and Fifi

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Geeks and their dogs.

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"