Faithful Fetch Gifts

A dog fetches planet earth for God.

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Have you tried biting him?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

Drive-thru Church

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Tired of fetching?'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Fido and Fifi

Geeks and their dogs.

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'