Playing Fetch Gifts

"Perhaps we're overthinking the situation."

"Is that all you can think about?"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"It's not going to throw itself."

"I see good things in your future."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

"I'm starting to think she doesn't want that ball."

Doggy-3D

"I'm working from home today."

Dogs instinct

"How do I know you won't just throw it away again?"

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"They seem friendly enough so far."

'Good dog!'

I have no problem chasing a stick. I mean, as long as it's for a good cause.

'Tired of fetching?'

A dog fetches planet earth for God.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"

"They throw it, I chase it - there are worse gigs."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'He doesn't need me anymore.' (sad dog).

Boomerang fetching

Playing Fetch.

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

Pat Pend: Automatic Ball Thrower for Dogs! A...Dog feeds ball here. B...20 second delay. C...Ball exits...D...Repeat!

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"And never forget that the best things in life are Frisbees."

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

Man and his dog playing fetch

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."